Wednesday, March 26, 2014

A Man's Best Friend

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up, and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure,
and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things
he never thought he could do,
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions,
and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though
he's the most handsome man in the room.
She will enable him to feel like the most confident,
Sexy, seductive and invincible . . .

No, . . . wait . . .

Sorry . . .

I'm thinking of Beer.  It's Beer that does all that shit!

Never mind . . .

Beer is man's Best Friend!

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